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April 26, 2013

Rule of Thumb for Friday Fun
Filed under: Ned Weirdness — nedpelger

If you are in a crisis situation, say you see a building exploding or a nuclear plant in flames, what should you do?

First, hold out your right arm fully extended and stick up your thumb. Now sight along your thumb to the crisis. If your thumb can’t totally cover the HazMat incident from your vision, YOU ARE TOO FRIGGING CLOSE!

Thanks to Kneal for this valuable insight. Kneal is a good friend who loves nature, despite what it did to him. He’s had some rough times lately, though, as he was recently fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Ws.

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